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miss-evening:

pretty-little-fearling:

deviousraiden:

sighs

Sad but true.
But If that friend turns out to play a horrible game with you…it’s better you end it before that fact ends you.

I don’t have any best friend. I haven’t had one since I was 12.

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mrshudsontookmyskull:

andioweyousomuchsherlock:

freerangeraspberrys:

tardisinhogwarts:

99% of tumblr users wont reblog this because it wont fit in with their blogs or will make them “ugly” reblog if you are in the 1% that will

Reblogging again for ^^

love how this started off deep…then sherlockians attacked…

IT HAS RETURNED.

fact: Sherlockians will always attack and improve all posts

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drinkinginla26:

constrictyourhandsaroundme:

siriuslyslytherin:

airpunchingacademic:

jaderkinss:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

Fucking brilliance

Absolute perfection.

A+ job.

What a man!

I remember when this happened, it was probably the greatest local news story we ever had.

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alicexz:

I’m going to have to delete you

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thumbcramps:

thumbcramps:

hELP

ok glad i make powerpoints at 3am

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